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(1) 6oz. Swivel Top Plastic Bottle
ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER
~Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation~
Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!
`SWEAT ABSORBER & FRICTION FIGHTER`
Anti Monkey Butt Corporation is dedicated to maximizing the performance and comfort of sports enthusiasts and people who work hard all day long. If you've suffered from the soreness, itching and redness caused by the friction of clothing against skin, then you know it can ruin your day. Our goal is to provide products that help to prevent "Monkey Butt" so you can enjoy your favorite activity.
The founders of the company include a health care professional and a heavy equipment operator/construction worker who are both dedicated dirt bike riders and racers. Over the years they've tried a variety of products to prevent "Monkey Butt." None of the available products however, lived up to their expectations for comfort, relief of soreness or easy availability.
In 2003, they decided to develop their own remedy to deal with the condition that had plagued them for years. After several months of testing different formulas, their development team found just the right combination of ingredients. They liked the results so well that they decided to market their creation as Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
Now, motorcyclists, horseback riders, bicyclists, runners, truck drivers and anyone who suffers from Monkey Butt can find relief by using Anti Monkey Butt Powder!
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What is "monkey butt"?
To start, it's not always called "monkey butt." It depends on what region of the country you're in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it "monkey butt," it's a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!
Who gets it?
Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional skin irritation.
How can I prevent it?
Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey Butt.
Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment from their daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable "downside" of their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.
How do I use it?
You should apply it before you ride and repeat application as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.
Is there anything already out there like Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
There are other powders, but Anti Monkey Butt Powder was specifically formulated and tested by experienced riders to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity.
Do the people of Anti Monkey Butt Corporation actually ride anything?
The developers of Anti Monkey Butt Powder have 70 years of combined riding experience. This includes motorcycle riding, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, heavy equipment operation, bicycle racing and horseback riding. After years of experience in the "saddle," we know Monkey Butt!
Hey, when I hold the bottle up to the light, it's 2/3 empty. What gives?
We sell Anti Monkey Butt Powder by weight, not by volume. We stand behind our 6oz Net WT claim on our label. During the filling process, our powder filler fills our bottles up to the top. As time passes, the air rises in the bottle and the powder settles at the bottom. This is a common occurrence with powder products. The large size of our bottles also makes this issue a little more noticeable. Rest assured, you are getting all of the product you paid for as guaranteed on the label.
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